"Who said son-of-the-gods?" Sam asked. "I didn't say son-of-the-gods, you brought up son of the gods. I was just talking about being no one and then being someone. Like Frodo, only with more muscles and less hairy feet."

Sam could tell that this wasn't really the sort of thing that Luke wanted to talk about though. Obviously he had some issues with gods. From what he remembered though, the gods were kind of dicks and not really any wiser than humans.

"But if you're from the 2000s, you know that vampires are in now. Not surprisingly though, they have yet to invade the video game market."